peenie 1,691 Posted October 18, 2022 Not Whoopi because although she’s Black she made that remark about Jews not being a race. Not Caitlyn Jenner because although he’s Trans he is conservative. Not BLM because although they talk the talk they don’t walk the walk. Obama and Michelle are too rich and elitist. Maybe Don Lemon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 1,858 Posted October 18, 2022 Fox "News" All the news networks are just talk shows. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craftsman 1,045 Posted October 18, 2022 19 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said: Fox "News" All the news networks are just talk shows. Wrong. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 'Tator Salad' White 83 Posted October 18, 2022 Tim Cook should definitely be up there for consideration Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 1,858 Posted October 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, craftsman said: Wrong. That video above is basically a talk show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,201 Posted October 18, 2022 Chris Cuomo when he has some Don Lemon spewtum hanging from his chin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,201 Posted October 18, 2022 Some unscronkable Scottish asexual gender denying chick pouring milk out at a grocery store thinking she is changing the world. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,201 Posted October 18, 2022 AOC lecturing folks who have held down real jobs for decades, paying their taxes and who have paid off their own loans, and demanding, on her social media account as she whispers from inside her expensive apartment that the taxpayers are the problem, that they need to appeciate the tax recipients because without them we taxpayers wpould have no purpose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,201 Posted October 18, 2022 AOC lecturing folks who have held down real jobs for decades, paying their taxes and who have paid off their own loans, and demanding, on her social media account as she whispers feom inside her expensive apartment that the taxpayers are the problem, that they need to appeciate the tax recipients because without them we taxpayers would have no purpose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,201 Posted October 18, 2022 The guy in the Barney suit pulling off the purple head of his costume to reveal that inside is Xi Jingping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted October 18, 2022 Well I know my woke face is pretty gross. I have bed head and drool and pillow creases on my face - and usually that crusty crap on my eyes - and whatever that gross white stuff is on the corners of my lips. I think it's a cruel trick that the one time of the day when men are their hardest is when I'm at my ugliest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,225 Posted October 18, 2022 This is the first, but not the face. I’d have to think a little to figure out the face. First person to come to mind is Kapernick. The Oxford English Dictionary traces the earliest such usage to a 1962 New York Times Magazine article titled "If You're Woke You Dig It" by African-American novelist William Melvin Kelley, describing the appropriation of Black slang by white beatniks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted October 18, 2022 Like a black guy has ever dug anything in his life. Thank God the Jews were building the pyramids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masshole 642 Posted November 6, 2022 Seinfeld showed exactly what "woke" is (and how ridiculous it is) 25 yrs ago: 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,152 Posted November 6, 2022 Either Charlie Sheen or edjr. Oh. Woke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,567 Posted November 6, 2022 Biden's* (temporary) Minister of Truth Nina Jankowitz 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted November 6, 2022 First person that comes to mind is Rob Reiner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,695 Posted November 6, 2022 It’s everyone on the left. That’s the only reason to be on that side. You get to point fingers and feel better about yourself. Look at Rusty. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,736 Posted November 6, 2022 It has to be that illiterate idiot who originally held up the sign that read "Stay Woke." The rest of these morons picked up his retarded torch and ran with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 559 Posted November 6, 2022 10 hours ago, Masshole said: Seinfeld showed exactly what "woke" is (and how ridiculous it is) 25 yrs ago: BRAVISSIMO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,179 Posted November 7, 2022 cant wait to get a copy of fiona's fantastical fort Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,071 Posted November 8, 2022 On 11/6/2022 at 4:46 AM, Masshole said: Seinfeld showed exactly what "woke" is (and how ridiculous it is) 25 yrs ago: Damn. That is 100% spot on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,179 Posted November 8, 2022 God Bless the tool man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,152 Posted November 8, 2022 12 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: God Bless the tool man Maynard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,066 Posted November 8, 2022 My vote is the "its Ma'am!!!" Gamestop thing!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,879 Posted March 16, 2023 Colin Kaepernick Sues Adoptive Parents For $21 Million In Reparations NEW YORK, NY — Beloved Football superstar Colin Kaepernick has announced he will be suing his white parents for the cruel act of adopting him into a white family without his consent. Kaepernick's legal team announced he is seeking $21 million in reparations from the couple. "The damage done to our client by growing up in a loving household under two white parents is incalculable," said Attorney Jim Grifton outside the law offices of Grifton & Grift, LLC to members of the press. "Having a present father, living in the suburbs, and being kept safe from gang violence deprived him of the black American experience to which his skin color entitles him. We demand his parents pay the reparations they owe him as white oppressors. Kaepernick's parents have yet to comment, having supported his stands for racial justice as well as the first 18 years of his life, but insiders say they are struggling with his public denouncement of their parenting. "Rick and Teresa will continue to be supportive of their son but are surprised he would sue them for their mistakes, or seek more reparations when they gave him a weekly reparation of $20 his entire young life," said friends of the family. At publishing time, Colin Kaepernick had announced a new book addressing the racist and insensitive foods his mother cooked for him. A slot has already been reserved on the New York Times bestseller list during the release week. https://babylonbee.com/news/colin-kaepernick-sues-parents-21-million-in-reparations-for-adopting-him?utm_source=The Babylon Bee Newsletter&utm_medium=email Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 16, 2023 I would prefer that Kaepernick simply go away. He is unhelpful in every possible way. If I were to need an example to show my kids of what behaving like filth looks like, he would be my first example. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,281 Posted March 16, 2023 Does that lawsuit have jurisdiction on the moon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 513 Posted March 16, 2023 Most celebrities and the uber wealthy Democrats. They realize about half of the general population are dim-witted followers. Easy to manipulate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,288 Posted March 16, 2023 1 hour ago, seafoam1 said: Colin Kaepernick Sues Adoptive Parents For $21 Million In Reparations NEW YORK, NY — Beloved Football superstar Colin Kaepernick has announced he will be suing his white parents for the cruel act of adopting him into a white family without his consent. Kaepernick's legal team announced he is seeking $21 million in reparations from the couple. "The damage done to our client by growing up in a loving household under two white parents is incalculable," said Attorney Jim Grifton outside the law offices of Grifton & Grift, LLC to members of the press. "Having a present father, living in the suburbs, and being kept safe from gang violence deprived him of the black American experience to which his skin color entitles him. We demand his parents pay the reparations they owe him as white oppressors. Kaepernick's parents have yet to comment, having supported his stands for racial justice as well as the first 18 years of his life, but insiders say they are struggling with his public denouncement of their parenting. "Rick and Teresa will continue to be supportive of their son but are surprised he would sue them for their mistakes, or seek more reparations when they gave him a weekly reparation of $20 his entire young life," said friends of the family. At publishing time, Colin Kaepernick had announced a new book addressing the racist and insensitive foods his mother cooked for him. A slot has already been reserved on the New York Times bestseller list during the release week. https://babylonbee.com/news/colin-kaepernick-sues-parents-21-million-in-reparations-for-adopting-him?utm_source=The Babylon Bee Newsletter&utm_medium=email What's so sad about that headline is at first I thought it might be possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,585 Posted March 16, 2023 1 hour ago, seafoam1 said: Colin Kaepernick Sues Adoptive Parents For $21 Million In Reparations NEW YORK, NY — Beloved Football superstar Colin Kaepernick has announced he will be suing his white parents for the cruel act of adopting him into a white family without his consent. Kaepernick's legal team announced he is seeking $21 million in reparations from the couple. "The damage done to our client by growing up in a loving household under two white parents is incalculable," said Attorney Jim Grifton outside the law offices of Grifton & Grift, LLC to members of the press. "Having a present father, living in the suburbs, and being kept safe from gang violence deprived him of the black American experience to which his skin color entitles him. We demand his parents pay the reparations they owe him as white oppressors. Kaepernick's parents have yet to comment, having supported his stands for racial justice as well as the first 18 years of his life, but insiders say they are struggling with his public denouncement of their parenting. "Rick and Teresa will continue to be supportive of their son but are surprised he would sue them for their mistakes, or seek more reparations when they gave him a weekly reparation of $20 his entire young life," said friends of the family. At publishing time, Colin Kaepernick had announced a new book addressing the racist and insensitive foods his mother cooked for him. A slot has already been reserved on the New York Times bestseller list during the release week. https://babylonbee.com/news/colin-kaepernick-sues-parents-21-million-in-reparations-for-adopting-him?utm_source=The Babylon Bee Newsletter&utm_medium=email wow wow wow I've never been a fan of hiring someone else to kill someone for you.. This might be one reason that is okay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patented Phil 827 Posted March 16, 2023 On 10/18/2022 at 12:32 PM, craftsman said: Classic. Poor Greta Von Climatechange Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,338 Posted March 16, 2023 I found her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,094 Posted March 16, 2023 2 hours ago, GutterBoy said: Does that lawsuit have jurisdiction on the moon? Maybe but your tongue being that far up Colin’s azz sends you to the moon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites